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| Here we come with a novel of episodes,
the novice, the pros, and evens the chodes.
skating on products that don't even work,
from slipping to wobblers to crap that even chirps,
We bust our hineys and put in laps,
traveling the country from state to state on dis here map.
We're all about survival in this sport they call skatin,
floor to floor, bumpin and grindin, for some it about hatin
Watch for deception and who can make ya,
better yet choose your friends wisely cuz they can break ya.... |
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Member
Posts: 12
| Mic Check, A check one, check two...
Comin with the double dose, but dont call us double trouble,
Thats Craven and Colozzo, dont mean to burst your bubble,
My Legs Are Shaved, not stubble, yours wheels are Barney with the Rubble,
Your N 2 DEEP, couldnt dig you out with shovel
These wheels are screamin and barkin... up the wrong tree
now were seeing new faces on that MPC
Can I get an M. I . C ? please go R . I . P
Cuz its over if you want step on the set with me
I have issues no with my versus, but i gotta watch the curses
The hex is on you, ladies watch your purses
Don't matter if its a louis, dont matter if its a COACH
Just call me big daddy, please, no papa roach
Let the smoke settle, Just went by you like a missle
Now let that Ref blow you over with that whistle
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Regular
Posts: 71
Location: Colorado Springs | your rhymes are like a dyson, flow just like molasses,
youre JO on the wheels, cant even make your power passes
i just need one |
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Posts: 12
| Who u talkin to Mantis? Im Arm-strong like Lances,
Leg-strong as well, would you like to take some chances?
Talkin Power passes? Your right, I throw em late,
so late you won't see me, so grab a pen, and save the date.
As a kid you were taught to never look behind ya,
While your sleepin.... I'll be creepin past you... In China!
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Regular
Posts: 71
Location: Colorado Springs | who you tryna rob? skate back the bench,
you like wynona ryder, im a pro just like the grinch,
i came to steal your pride, and yea your daddy lied,
he told you you were loved, but wouldnt look you in the eye
ima tell you in advances, i really like my chances,
dont think i didnt see your girl givin me them glances,
the only thing you throw-in is the towel because youre slow-and,
you need to pull up your spandex, i think your thong is showin
Edited by letmecuturegrass 2009-09-01 11:10 PM
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Member
Posts: 12
| Grass Cuttin, John Deer Mowin...
Only thong showin is your girls when shes tip towin...
Sneaky Sneaky, oh hunnie hush up,
its like i'm paint, and shes always tryin to brush up,
Pride is important, especially in your shoes,
China will be like a bar, when you hear all the booze.
In all honesty your the man, and I know you hate to lose,
but when I fly by, just call me tom CRUISE. |
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Regular
Posts: 71
Location: Colorado Springs | wait i need to ask-yuh, are you from nebraska?
your raps are full of corn, and Juneau im like alaska
oh Deer, you tryin to spit, like a redneck without wit,
i NAIL this market down cause im too legit to quit,
skateback mountain, what you tryin to say?
you probably just dont have to nerve to tell your friends your...
not funny
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New user
Posts: 3
| Since we raping in state, you don't have a girlfriend I stole your mate,
you talk real big, like you have thighs of stone,
running around wearing cut off daisys, but underneath is just skin and bone.
Start a series called the NSC, but no one will show,
Verducci to Hyper and what now.......Fired from Luigino.
This market can do with out, crying and whining won't get you no where,
even if you left this sport would anyone care.
Go on, and hush up, there is only one sinister,
Taking over because I'm the Prime Minister.
You say you got skills, and friends to ends week,
where they at Mantia, you, who, and Michael Cheek.
Where you stay these days, in a dorm ring in the bathroom you sing,
bunch of dudes on your floor, running round naked in Colorado Spring.
Ooops, that Plural, ends with an S, this is not a quiz it's a typical test.
No not a spelling bee, it's a war and I'll jump on you like a tyrannosaurus,
no need to look up words and spelling in your little Thesarus.
You steal lyrics and your raps are cheap,
shut up, good night, not another peep!
Edited by PRIME MINISTER 2009-09-02 11:26 AM
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Regular
Posts: 71
Location: Colorado Springs | i think you meant prime MUNSTER, youre just a piece of cheese,
i dont want you do bow to me, so get up off your knees
actin like bruce wayne, behind that mask so i cant see yuh,
youre really not a super hero compared to supermantia
i cant deal with this joker, wearing mommys make up,
and my relationship with the L, consider it a break-up
if i left tomorrow, i know your moms would miss me,
she told me how she grounded you because you tried to diss me,
yah i sing in the tub, while your girl washes my back,
i tried to rap like andre, but realized i aint black,
ill just stick to skatin, while you sit there hatin,
debatin on how to write a rap thats not so quite degradin
i know you tried real hard, regardless it still smelt,
you might wanna look for a rhyme inside your utility belt |
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New user
Posts: 3
| Cartoon dreams with raps you say,
Wearing masks and capes, whatever… as you may.
Rapping, singing, is that what you do champ,
You couldn’t roll two weeks and then make it in my camp.
Not hating or downgrading, just havin some fun witcha,
Don’t get your panties all in a wad Mister Mantia.
I’ll serve you like two scoops of chocolate,
Check it how I rock it,
Never know when you cross the path,
Put your head in the sand cuz you’ll feel the wrath
Comic book hero you are to most,
Serve you on a platter with butter and burnt toast
Scrape of the crumbs and push them aside,
Acura, Honda, it’s all the same ride.
Toss the napkin and put down the butter knife…
It’s not sharp it’s a blunt end, maybe serated, don’t end your life.
I’ll get busy as a beaver, you best believe-a
Hit you with the blast of a speedy cheetah,
Wake up you’re dreaming, you don’t have super human powers,
You can’t fly, you have no cape, so jump from the highest tower.
A Suicidal mission, that’s not you bro,
Sorry you only parted ways with Luigino,
Here’s my utility belt, it might save ya,
Grab on I won’t let go of ya,….Psych….I lost ya.
Part II of Mantia will resume,
I know you’ll be back I assume.
One more bit of advice before I check out,
Come back when you have a little more clout!
They say you can’t lead a horse to water to drink in a trough,,
I’ll let Skateback finish you off!
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super vet
Posts: 340
Location: USA | When I hit the floor your game just topples,
skating through the corners like your rollin on WAFFLES.
Steppin to the line and you gotta go leak,
you got 'mama's boy' tatted on your right buttcheek.
Im seeing two joeys like im lookin through a thick lens,
playing stupid joeys like a episode of FRIENDS.
I see you both giggling on each end of your computers,
While Craven behavin badly suckin on some hooters,
your rappin on the hyper boards just talking the talk,
while im making MAD green like the incredible HULK.
you sound like little girls when you fall on fresh plastic,
ive got the smallest violin in the world you can have it.
play me a sad sad song about your boo boo,
i think you crapped in your uniform it smells like doo doo.
Jimmy Blair crapped corn and i dont care,
little curnels poppin out his underwear.
im tellin you that you glotta learn how to flow so,
your raps are flamin gay like some disco inferno.
rappin hardcore when you tell it in tights,
shows over boys you can turn out the lights.....
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Member
Posts: 12
| In my B-Boy chillin, wheelin n deelin,
8.5's squeelin what OH what a great feelin,
llin to the billin that finance is givin,
striven as im stridin on these atoms man im glidin
smittin by the hittin and all the love im gettin
forgettin that its hidden but the name is just a given
livin on the edge tek a backspace is foribidden
sittin on a missle while a mission is what im missin
not dissin just listen and let the kid give you permission...
spandex and your affliction is not attractive to your vixen
Sixen to the seven and seven to the sixers
only sissys wear them ones thats been givin you all them blisters,
Hey There Mister! Like Nationals get the tape and get thrifty,
Chad's the HED of the class, wheres your Fifty?
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Regular
Posts: 53
| been sittin in the back of this pack just waitin
debatin....
whether or not to come on line and squash all this hatin
Mister Prime, you better check your rhyme....
because its 2009, Supermantia's time to shine
Chad was bad and no ones knockin that fad
cause he kicked so much A$$ on them 80's that he had
so let me learn you suntin
with this knowledge im dumpin
When it comes to pure power and this straight out speed
mantia's got it locked, cuz lead outs he don't need
You may have got him good in this rap arena,
but where you been son? cuz i havent seen yah?
had to hang up them blades, sorry you couldnt make the grades
of a true pro racer, who steady gettin paid.
you question whether or not dudes a star
How bout all the WIC wins,
Wheres your car??
Maybe you need a Bont Vaypor for you caper
tryin to steal the show....
Maybe you were just mad son i dont know
you still cryin you got no call from luigino?
It doesn't matter your chatter aint nothin but that....
one things for certain someones pockets stay fat
so lace em up and try to lay times down like that
mantia mess around and run an eight flat!
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Regular
Posts: 71
Location: Colorado Springs | so im checkin out the board, i cant believe my eyes,
a bit of moral support, a pleasant little surprise,
tooth is in house, he just blue away field,
finally some talent on this board has been revealed,
im not talkin bout the content, more like the configuration,
the way he writes his words, says hes got an education,
chuck, you never hit it big, you never got a deal,
the pedla only peddled bikes, cmon now keep it real,
you wasnt slangin yay, you wasnt bussin caps,
but i'll give you this, you had some filthy raps,
c hed is a legend, 50 times he showed it,
but your boy is only gettin started, make sure thats duly noted |
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Posts: 12
| Bluetooth...Wrong number.. put your ear piece in and just listen....
Glad you feel need to bleed out what you cant concede
Rocky Time 1 through 6 in one, Apolo Creed,
Apolo OH NO, is this guy really serious?
It's Showtime at the Apolo, homeboy your delirious,
Blue man crew, knockin em out tooth by tooth
Look at this here tag along, sittin at the Luigino Booth,
This is a big boy game dont try to get your big boy fame,
Stickin up for your hero against me? what a shame.
Truth be told, Mantia is the truest,
But you had to step, now its your tooth that will be the bluest.
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Posts: 71
Location: Colorado Springs | no i think the bluest is gonna be your ____,
only thing you MOUNT'N is my poster on your walls,
i didnt want it to come to this, but you left me with no option,
when you were 2 your mom and I gave you to adoption. |
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Regular
Posts: 53
| i knew some would come out,
and say i'm on the jock
I'm just payin respect
I've been around the block
I don't sit in any booth,
because I'm too aloof
I do race on a team, if you need to know sonny,
and shhhhh... i do get paid money.
Not around in circles, cuz that is for jerks
my rhymes keep flowin like water, from the public works,
Joey said he gave you up for adoption,
your lucky son, i would have chose the other option.
Edited by BLUETOOTH 2009-09-02 9:12 PM
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Member
Posts: 12
| I tried to give you props Joe, you wouldn't listen,
You girlfriend loves me, with you shes Scotty BlISSn
Tell her to quit callin, myspacin stalkin me,
If she keeps it up, Imma give her the Kevin SHOCK-ley
I'm a pro, your a beginner or a learner
when I'm tired of seein your girl, I simply keith TURN-her
She loves me dude, she loves how I'm so sweet and,
I feed her kibbles and bits, and a little terence ALLMA(o)ND,
She gets all upset and says "how could you replace me"
so I make her feel good and buy her some vic secret Fourth Lacey
Time for the beach hunnie, dont forget your lip balmer,
Get you in the sun and for a breeze? a terry PALM-er
Talkin about adoption son, better shut them lids,
Word on the street is that your a jeff FOSTER kid.
Take it easy homie, Imma scrapper not to be scold
Put you in the figure 4, headlock, or the jimmy Weider-HOLD
Your poster's in my attic next to your free autograph session passes
Yeah I passed, I see right through your doug GLASSes
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Extreme Veteran
Posts: 343
Location: N.J. | Whodid said what? Now don't get me started,
y'all opened your mouths, and it smells like you farted.
You can't roll with me, you eight-wheeled suckers,
when i'm done with you, you'll be covered in smuckers.
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Veteran
Posts: 245
| Why is Mantia the one you are dissin,
What you should do is, shut up and listen
The number of wins, is only a matter of time
The boy Mantia is still in his Prime
The way you talk about Mantia
your mouth runs like water or maybe diarrhea
Mantia is strong-so know your place
he'll hit you with so many combinations, you'll think you're a safe
So back off now, while you still can
everybody knows that Mantia is the man!!!
Disclaimer; these thoughts or comments do not reflect or to be affiliated with Simmons Racing. |
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Member
Posts: 12
| Ladies and Gentlemen, look at this flake,
A true light weight, as I eat you up on my lunch break,
Not Jason BAK'n off nothin son, bc that would be reverse,
Your skating or your raps, I don't know which is worse?
Better come up with a new Handle, I can't believe you did this
Puttin poor Dave out there havin him go out of business.
What a great product, but your the guy to represent,
I wish it was Easter, so you can just give up for Lent.
Not talkin Ryan, remember the skater?
Jeff Carnes And Noble, But Nobody wants to read you...
Later.
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Regular
Posts: 71
Location: Colorado Springs | what USAIN dude? i guess i couldnt hear you,
I BOLTed past, got you gassed, so sponsors wont go near you,
Gimme the MIKE, you deserve a verbal licken,
ya'll about to eat this up like some juicy TYSON chicken,
this is BERRY funny, you know you don't got dough,
you steady rollin pennies, i got BONDS n a portfolio,
I dont make it a point to come out here and EARN-HEARTS,
as PETTY as it seems, there are no friends after the race starts,
Your flow is MICKEY mouse, you dead, I'll light a candle,
you gone, your mom can finally put my face up on the MANTLE,
you gotta be JERRY-atric, you're skills are rated 'worst'
you a pigeon so i feed you RICE, sit back and watch you burst
Edited by letmecuturegrass 2009-09-03 2:01 PM
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Posts: 12
| Ok Joe's, finally a nice comeback,
Take you and your posse back to the NUTSHACK,
Your so behind me you couldn't talk to my shadow,
Too bad your legs arent SPRINGIN while youre out there in Colorado,
Comin at me talkin about what your bankin,
You roll quarters, I roll solange Franklins,
Diggin deep about mom's and all the mantles,
your mom just has my picture bedside, next to OUR candles,
Take it easy on the parents, lets stick to the MATTER,
Oh wait, you ditched them too? They startin to scatter.
Watch yourself homie, your steppin on toes,
Come China time, youll be feelin my brittany Bowes.
Don't end up alone, no sponsor, no longer the man
noone will pick you up, you won't even have a Hill-to-Brand
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Posts: 48
| Vanilla Ice trying to make a comeback using the Hyper Board. LOL!!!
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Posts: 71
Location: Colorado Springs | ok broke back mountain, let me set you STRAIGHT,
i know you're not the smartest, so just try to concentrate,
Just because i wear em, doesn't mean i need the GLASSES,
say thanks to me, ima teach some free marketing classes,
the sponsor cant make the skater, more the other way around,
i know this cause i helped grow one that started under ground,
they can pay you to wear their stuff, go out and represent,
they cant make up accomplishments or win a big event,
they can take a double push and brand the silhouette,
they cant put in the miles, or shed the blood and sweat,
they can make a poster kids hang on their door,
they cant be the role model those little kids adore,
a company's success is in the athletes' support,
an athlete's however, is simply love of sport,
let this be a lesson, i'll tell you what you need,
its definately not a sponsor, have heart, you will succeed
Edited by letmecuturegrass 2009-09-03 10:21 PM
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Posts: 12
| Damn thats deep, yet soft like your neoprine liners,
Is the poster of you with a pick? Because you be diggin them miners,
Better watch yourself homie, because your lines are getting weak,
I won't come for a knockout, just slap you across your michael cheek.
Your skating career is good, but at the Club, you couldn't tell her,
Shed laugh at you, and say Justin's way Steller.
You get your free meets, motels small like they on a diet,
I use my own money, I stay at the Scott Hiatt.
I see everyone reading this sayin out loud NO WAY,
Stay on that gatorade, and lay off the miguel Jose,
You think you a star, but your nothin but a local,
Go get your free drink a pizza, sorry to be so harry vocal.
swayin and swervin, delirious thinkin ya won,
battlin you is no fun, its over.. your rob DUNN
Edited by SKATEBACK MOUNTAIN 2009-09-03 10:44 PM
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Location: Colorado Springs | i bring to you real talk, p-p-p-promise on the god,
this is my last post, until you quit with the facade.
you're perfectly INcapable, u like a cleveland brown,
hide inside ure ugly helmet, just put your name on down,
or at least write like you have some self respect,
i expect some entertainment the next time i connect.
just give up, you're embarrassing yourself and wasting my time |
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Posts: 53
| So its only skateback who's now hatin on Mantia,
Dude i think i know who you are, i think i dropped you in Korea,
Incheon to be exact, didnt you quit in the middle
then have to skate back?
i understand that its hard to keep pace,
when true badasses are up in first place,
but i know a way, you can save face,
when sign up for Duluth,
skate the advanced race.
this way you can get the whole race in,
dang some ppl fall and you may even win
guess i better dumb this down so you can start understandin it
i'm live on stage homie, you just rock bandin it
fans dont just hope for my presence, they demandin it
my forms smooth like silk, yours alil rough, like you got sand in it
my boots are custom made, your foot is just crammed in it.
study my tapes hard homie, slow it down and examine it
and your girl dogg? she aint sore from practice, ive been in the back, r__min it.
slammin it, just tearin it up, i drink from the bottle, while you still sip from a cup
ive had enough fun just beatin u up
so next time you think about a battle, do us all a favor, and shut the heck up
Edited by BLUETOOTH 2009-09-04 7:10 PM
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